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Gnéasach - a bad erotic fiction website

Imagine a world where everything is sexy, people have poise and deportment, everyone is attractive, content and confident and the mere mention of a person’s name fills the reader with the anticipation of instant and long-lasting arousal.

This is not that world.  This world is much, much more shit.

Gnéasach exists to scratch an itch – I want to write some filth that’s funny, some that will be absolutely absurd (but self-aware) and some that’s just about right to want to get comfortable and get off. I don’t know if it’ll work, but until I find out I am writing what I would like to make other people perform acts of corporal self abuse.

Old Stuff

This is from before the 2020s. It’s not fucking awful but it’s not very good. Consider this a back catalogue for if you’ve run out of things to read.

Tiny

Author's Note I know exactly what I was thinking when I wrote this. So will you, soon. Listening Notes Romanticise by Chela The story She was tiny.  He had always known...

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A little DIY

Author’s note Written in 2014, apparently. I think this was probably an effort at trying to work out what a cupboard was. We certainly find the man in the story putting up lots...

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New Stuff

This is the stuff I’m writing now. I think it’s better, but it could do with a lot of editing and should be taken as rough drafts.

Bulbs.

Content Advisory: CNC, Butt Stuff “Two two four,” she said, seeking his confirmation. “Two two four,” he responded, and hung up. She had done as he had instructed. Her...

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Stimulant: Part 3

Read Part One Author’s Note: I worked out how to make it filthier. It took me a fucking year. Listening note: Close Cover by Wim Mertens Story: This is not the sort of thing that...

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Born to Bond Part Two

"I like a can-do attitude," she purred. "I know. It's fairly obvious," he responded. "How so?" she asked. "Well," he said, as his tongue traced a line from the inside of her far...

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Curiosities

Stuff that doesn’t really fit and isn’t porno but which I’ve written and I don’t want to throw away.

The completist

Author's note This is it, fellas. This is the thing the site was made for. A sex tragicomedy with semen in the first paragraph. You're not going to like it, but you might not...

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Music

What makes music erotic? What makes music not erotic? What the fuck am I doing with this bonkers segue? Where's the next ick? Whose trousers are these? There are hundreds,...

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