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Fever Dream, Part 1

I want you to know the need in me.  My hands in your hair as I kiss along the line of your spine towards the shield-shaped muscle that graces your lower back. I want you mildly embarrassed but aglow as I edge inexorably towards the cleft of your ass and the...

Your infinite sorrow

More fucking music? The opening line to Neil Finn’s excellent ‘Flying in the face of love’ is ‘You must reveal your infinite sorrow’ and that’s a good enough opening line for me. A person asked for some sad songs, so here’s a...

Once more, with no feeling.

The objective of this blog was, and is, to write APPALLINGLY BAD erotica for a discerning or self-loathing audience. Because of a few words, in which I wrote of their beauty, some women have been exceptionally kind to my lack of talent; I am grateful, and it’s...

Mixtapes

There probably isn’t a cultural history of the importance of mixtapes, and this isn’t going to be one, except perhaps as an homage to the best of the genre I was ever sent, and a testament to how stupid men are. Listening Notes: It’s basically a...

Music

What makes music erotic? What makes music not erotic? What the fuck am I doing with this bonkers segue? Where’s the next ick? Whose trousers are these? There are hundreds, perhaps thousands, of songs which should be seen in the frame of erotic literature. There...

Is porn changing how boys objectify women?

This is one of those needlessly overwrought questions to which the answer could, in the hands of a more skillful writer, be answered with elegant nuance. I am not one such writer. The availability of porn is absolutely nothing like it was years ago. Young people...